Mush or Mist

A term determining whether a deceased human has been mushed or misted.

Guy 1: That guy got creamed by a train.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah I saw that. Brutal.
Guy 1: Was that a Mush or Mist?
Guy 2: Definitely a Mist.

by MasterGoatEgg January 20, 2024

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Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

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Dark Mist

Noun. Corruption, bribery, lobbying, grafting.

1. Governor suspects there are many dark mist in the parlement cabinet.
2. Dark mist complete eradication is just a daydream for many of us.

by sharerainbows March 18, 2023

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Mist yourself

The pass out, & render yourself helpless from forgetting to eat & drink. - Originating from SVRP Rob Mist

Dang it you are going to mist yourself!

by BlueMist_YT August 9, 2021

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When a man is nearing ejaculation, his partner must say "Abracadabra" (or "Accio" for the Harry Potter fans) and tap the head of the man's penis with their index finger, or wand if available. Upon tapping, the man will ejaculate onto his partner's face creating Merlin's Mist.

Hermione cast a Merlin's Mist and Ron slept for the next 12 hours straight.

by HardCastleMcCormack May 29, 2018

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