Mississippi twist

When a thong gets tangled in a person's butt hair.

Bruce tried to take off the thong but he ended up with a Mississippi twist and had to cut it out.

by Frumpticle January 5, 2014

Mississippi State

Located in Starkville, MS, Mississippi State was known for constantly disappointing their sports fans until they won the NCAA National Championship in men’s baseball in in 2021. Typical guys here range from rich farmers to cute & preppy. The girls are the down to earth kind you want to take home to meet your parents. It’s the one school in Mississippi where you can find well rounded people who know how to party, but also enjoy the finer things in life.

Are you going to the Mississippi State game this weekend?
Yeah, we’re grilling out in left field lounge and Dak Prescott is stopping by.

by Missihippie August 10, 2022

mississippi longwater

When you use piss as lube.

Last night was fun I ran outa lube so i resorted to a mississippi longwater.

by Inalienableturdfart November 5, 2017

Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.

Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022

mississippi roomba

When you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a Confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. You then walk around the room blindfolded bumping into shit until you fall into her vagina

"I gave my girl a Mississippi roomba last night"
"Oh ya how'd that go"
"It was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her"

by Ramón Sauve June 13, 2017

Mississippi Moment

Used as a measure of time. Similar to a New York Minute but instead of being an instant, a Mississippi Moment can be anywhere from 15 minutes to 5 hours.

The term comes from how slow Mississippi residents are in the head. It takes them forever to figure out how to do even the simplest task. Not only are they dumb, but they also can't move fast because their fat rolls are in the way of their feet...and eyes.

If you didn't know Mississippi has been voted one of the top dumbest states and has been the fattest state in the U.S. for three years straight now.

John: "Hey man can you come pick me up? I'm only 20 minutes from your house."

Jim Bob: "Sure man, ill be there in a Mississippi Moment."

John: "Thanks man!"

(4 hours later)

John: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!"

Jim Bob: "Home."

by Foss the Boss November 12, 2009

mississippi motorboat

when a guy throws up in a girl's clevage while doing the deed.

My boyfriend was so wasted last night that while doing the deed he gave me a mississippi motorboat.

by Andrea smith November 8, 2006