Michael

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.

Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”

by willdieformyfriends September 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.

Michael is amazing at academics.

by A-AverageKid December 5, 2017

Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).

Look it’s Michael (GOALS)

by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

Michael

A wholesome blue eyed kid.
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!

<Have you seen Michael today>
<YEAH he is soo F###ing HOT!!!!!>

by Princetongirl819 November 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.

Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*

by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020

Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019

Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need

Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with

by Lil big mike January 13, 2020