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Meghan

Meghans have a weird irrational fear of sauce, especially white ones like ranch, sour cream, or semen. A meghan is most comfortable surrounded by a plethora of gay woman, however is a heterosexual in theory. She fantasizes about Taylor Swift late at night and worries she may accidentally say “T Swizzle” in the bedroom. She more often than not has a yeast infection which greatly affects her quality of life. If you gift her with cream she will be eternally grateful and may even suck your toes.
Girl 1: I’m feeling a bit itchy downstairs.
Girl 2: Oh God, you are such a Meghan!
by LanaDelSlayyyy January 16, 2020
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Meghan

A person that suspiciously looks like a crab in the evening
Ayo bro isn't Mary Berry such a Meghan!
by megatronmonster October 29, 2021
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Meghan Bernicky

A gift from god. A true wonder of the world! Love her!
by Truth Foreverrrr September 24, 2022
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Meghan

The most fun, crazy, hilarious, great friend you will meet. Yes she can be a handful, and you will need to help her find the right decisions at times but that's ok because she will always be there for you. No matter what people say about her, she just needs a true friend to be by her side and she will always be by your side, making you feel better, and laugh all night. She is very beautiful, athletic, caring, and helpful, no matter what happens you will want her in your life so don't lose her. Keep her close.
Meghan she's great
by rmarkwalter5 April 29, 2019
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Meghan

She threatens to punch you all the time!!
meghan- i’m going to punch so hard next time i see you
by n8_hartley February 18, 2021
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Meghan

A woman or girl who is a professional victim and will exploit serious issues for attention and sympathy.
Stop pulling a Meghan we all are facing the same issue.
by Piyaano June 30, 2021
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Meghan

A person who radiates pure kindness and infectious energy, making everyone around them feel like they just stepped into a warm hug. They’re bubbly, full of life, and always ready to hype up their friends—whether it’s with an encouraging pep talk, an inside joke, or an impromptu Broadway performance in the middle of a conversation.

This person has a heart as big as their dreams, constantly striving to improve while embracing every challenge with enthusiasm. Though they’re a beginner in cheer, their passion makes up for any lack of experience, and you can bet they’ll be throwing stunts and tumbling with confidence in no time. When they’re not working on their jumps or learning new cheers, they’re fully immersed in the theater world, where they’ve been shining for three years. Whether it’s onstage or backstage, they bring dedication, creativity, and an undeniable spark that makes every production feel magical.

Easily recognized by their ability to randomly break into song, their endless support for their friends, and their excitement over both Broadway openings and hitting a new cheer skill. They’re the type of person who will cheer you on—literally and figuratively—through every high and low.
Oh wow Meghan is so good at theater!
by landonorriswifey February 8, 2025
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