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Meghans have a weird irrational fear of sauce, especially white ones like ranch, sour cream, or semen. A meghan is most comfortable surrounded by a plethora of gay woman, however is a heterosexual in theory. She fantasizes about Taylor Swift late at night and worries she may accidentally say “T Swizzle” in the bedroom. She more often than not has a yeast infection which greatly affects her quality of life. If you gift her with cream she will be eternally grateful and may even suck your toes.
by LanaDelSlayyyy January 16, 2020
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