primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015

Boximus Maximus

The ultimate lunchbox or box.

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.

by ThePope January 19, 2005

Onriosso Maximus

*When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!

*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!

*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.

*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)

My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!

by 1KoolNana! May 11, 2011

polodactylus maximus

a person who has diarrea and eats it straight of the toilet.

I'm a proud Polodactylus Maximus

by toilet integrated fridge October 11, 2018

Skintus Maximus

To be poor.
Have no money
bankrupt

Person 1 "Are coming out later?"
Person 2 "No Im skintus maximus"

by Simon Thulbourn June 9, 2004

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017

Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

by John Lease August 5, 2007