primus maximus

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus
by big butt bob April 10, 2015
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Boximus Maximus

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.
by ThePope January 19, 2005
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Onriosso Maximus

*When a person is Maximally Onery to the BONE!

*Referring to a person who is SO Totally Unbelievably Onery!

*Can be used to refer to a humorous Adult but is most commonly used to refer to a young Child; generally from the ages of 1-5 years old.

*Pronounciation (Ah-n-re-Ah-So) (Max-i-mus)
My little two year old Grandson is SO Totally Onriosso Maximus; you can see it in his EYES! You just never know what his next move is going to be!
by 1KoolNana! April 20, 2011
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Skintus Maximus

To be poor.
Have no money
bankrupt
Person 1 "Are coming out later?"
Person 2 "No Im skintus maximus"
by Simon Thulbourn June 09, 2004
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minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.
Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.
by TDOUD June 15, 2017
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Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance
"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!
by John Lease July 22, 2007
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