Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

malta

malta is a island in the mediterranean sea just in between africa and sicily majority of the religion is catholic

those who badmouth malta are normally just people who are pissed of that we kicked their ass in world war two

malta accepts many refugees into their archipaloaegp

dude 1: have you heard about malta?
dude 2: yeah what a shithole
dude 1: just because they kicked you countries ass in WWII
dude 2: -_-

by markusmb September 15, 2011

mactavish

1. verb, having sex without a condom.
2. John Mactavish, the biggest badass in call of duty 4.
3. verb, undergoing a series of harmfull and/or violent actions, which should have killed you, but instead you survive. called like this because of above mentioned John Mactavish, and what happened to him at the end of cod 4.

i don't have a condom, so i'll just go mactavish.

guy #1: he got hit by three cars and survived it!
guy #2: he pulled a mactavish!

by lalliman March 21, 2011

mactavish

when you have sex with a girl without wearing a condom.

Craig MacTavish was known for being the last NHL player to play without a helmet.

James: I got laid last night.
Trevor: You animal. Did you wear a condom?
James: No - I gave her the ol' mactavish
Trevor: Remind me not to have sex with any of your x-girlfriends. I will probably get aids.

by tborg poppodopillus April 10, 2009

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005