Lurensco

Lurensco is true- hearted
Lurensco is loyal
Lurensco is dependable

Lurensco is the opposite of untrustworthy

I tell my father, Pedro, everything because he is lurensco

by Lurensco February 18, 2023

power lurker

Someone who collects online forum posts over an extended period to read them quickly all at once.

After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.

by Thubten Comerford December 7, 2006

Bar Lurker

One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.

A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.

"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"

"who? oh that dude in the dark?"

"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."

"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."

by Paulman6356 July 10, 2009

pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 16, 2010

bush-lurker

In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.

Is that bush-lurker ever going to come out of the spawn? Holy shit.

by servedbythecook April 4, 2011

Lila-Lure

Small pieces of paper dispersed throughout college campus that have three words printed in very small font on them. The small text lures in the prey, only to read the words "nothin. fuckin idiot."

"What did that weird little sign in the hallway say?"
"Oh, don't worry; it was a Lila-Lure."

by SlightlySilly November 16, 2011

Leftover Lurker

Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner

Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit

by Povoha The Guy That Makes Shit August 15, 2016