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Luca can be a very stubborn person, generally witty and smart, he MAY be the guy of your dreams. However Luca's are usually slow, dumb or dumbfounded and can come across as an absolute retard sometimes due to their complete lack of common sense.

Most people who have the name Luca come from a Italian descent and have tanned skin and brown hair. They are usually known as "Luca The Heavy" due to them being big and broad usually...

These types of people will usually score 100% in school subjects they like and 29% in subjects they don't. Luca's can be known for giving up easily, being pathetic and weak-minded...

Luca's prefer pure strength over swift movement, witty moves or outsmarting their opponents. People may call them a brute or "unit" and they are usually tall and muscly (with a hint of belly fat).

They aren't the quickest so you could easily outrun them but if they catch you then you're dead...
"Dammit Luca! I can't believe you're giving up this easily after only one day!!!"

"Luca go to the fridge and get me a drink please." Luca: "Right." (5 seconds later) "WHERE'S THE FRIDGE." Woman: "It's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!" Luca: "Oh..."
by DeepProgram45 January 16, 2019
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A sad skinny twat with a Filipino girlfriend. Supports a shit football club and wanks twice a day.
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guy 1: hey u know lucas?
guy 2: the gay fat redneck?
guy 1: yea
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A mean ugly fat guy that lives of burger king. 9 times out of 10 the Lucas person is gay, and he likes wanking big black cocks off.
Everytime I go to burger king, I see the same guy staring at me from the corner. Must be a Lucas!
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A boy that’s supposedly liked by his peers even though he is an annoying 4th grader, he makes weird noises and yells YEET and OOF
Oh no, it’s lucas.
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Friends with a Mojeeb, Jorald, Rayhaan, Suhaib, Oskaras, and others.
But not an Ahad
Look its Lucas. So many friends
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yasin: woah who’s that man eating spaghetti

claw girl: oh that’s just luca
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