Lorenzen 

A Lorenzen, also known as the Russian Switch, occurs when one staunchly supports an idea or opinion, only to suddenly lose interest when said opinon/idea is proven inaccurate. The maneuver often frustrates people, who don't understand why they just spent 5 minutes arguing against someone who apparently didn't have an actual opinion or viewpoint to begin with.

Brian swore he knew New York like the back of his hand, but his constant misdirection proved to be an infuriating Lorenzen.

Lorenzen by GOB Bluth September 8, 2005

Jared Lorenzen 

The fattest quarterback in the NFL.

Jared Lorenzen is no quarter pounder at that position.

Jared Lorenzen by Hoagous September 24, 2007

loren gray 

a great unique person, lip syncs, models. super gorgeous.

person 1: i wish i was loren gray

person 2: same!

loren gray by xxxxmariexxxxx January 31, 2017

Lorenzo Mata 

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

Lorenzo Mata by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

loren 

Loren IS a kick ass guy and anyone who thinks otherwise is fucking KrAzY!!!!! there lucky to even KNOW such a wonderful guy! but he has a thing 4 bag whore which isn't too kool. and He is secretly in love with a Girl named Sarah!!!! yup Sarah!!! well.... if u dont know him then you should Definetly meet him!!!! Hes a pimp.... I love him to death!!! even though he's a total asshole!!!! ;)

"My S.A Vato Loco" ;)

loren by The Pimpstress.....DUH!!! January 8, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt 

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

Lorena Bobbitt by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Lorenzo 

A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.

Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.

Lorenzo by Haroldsky March 27, 2020