a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

Ben Long

Intelligent hacker of minecraft who uses a uses a pill to tickle his lil pickle.

Wow, that guy is using a pill while he is playing minecraft, he is probably a ben long getting a little tickle to his pickle

by CHCICkey January 30, 2019

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

The Long Drive

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die

Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?

by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

Long-dirt

"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.

That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".

by verobeach1970 September 17, 2014

long stockings

Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack

Hey do you have long stockings?

by kHAOS pRODIGY May 28, 2018

long pp

YES FINALLY A FUCKING ATRACTIVE BODY PART

joe: YO ITS A LONG PP

by krisbek17 October 14, 2020