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lindsay lohans suitcase

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse
by twittermonster April 11, 2014
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Lindsay Lohan

Actress and lesbian sex slave. When she went to prision all the lesbians in there wanted a piece of that lohan ass.
Shes hot but don't know how to stay out of troble.
by Deep blue 2012 August 2, 2010
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Lindsay Das Lunatik Baker

OG First American Mafia boss, first self made female Donna. She's that one lunatik who's got papers saying that she's probably been blacked out since 2015. She spends her time helping others but does not put up with shit and has a cut throat mentality when pushed. Uses terms like "Fuck you that's why" and "Five years ago everyone would of been dead". She's more respected than hated and she follows OMERTA. Top of Gratefuldead and company, GD org. Supporter and advisor for Dead and Co, Growth and Development org, The Gathering, First American Mafia sole proprietor, F.A.M., family, OFW.
by DEADCO January 18, 2022
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Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
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Lindsay

Someone who enjoys the outdoors and is excessively passionate about bike rides. A Lindsay is also a messy eater after a long night out on the town - typically consumes copious amounts of popcorn while leaving a trail to their room.
Why is Erica being such a Lindsay and forcing us to go on a bike ride?

Judging by the trail of popcorn, it looks like someone pulled a Lindsay last night.
by Sir Tobias I September 21, 2022
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lindsay

someone whose feet you should never look at
don’t look at lindsay’s feet
by bambino420 July 29, 2022
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lindsay strauss

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am
Lindsay Strauss is so kind but is so broken.
by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017
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