Skip to main content

Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 25, 2023
mugGet the Linda Searcymug.

Linda

Person 1: Oh I got a Linda! How did that happen?
Person 2: Do you wanna find out?
by WeLoveGeeseBecauseISaidSo March 5, 2025
mugGet the Lindamug.

Linda

Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
mugGet the Lindamug.

Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 3, 2024
mugGet the Linda Glovemug.

linda sweating

what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”
by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024
mugGet the linda sweatingmug.

NO LINDA

What you say when you're saying "No" to someone who is saying something extremely ignorant or off base.
"we'll of course it always worked to run that version of the report"

"NO LINDA, you told me it didn't work and that's why i needed to do all this extra work !"
by NOLINDA! September 9, 2025
mugGet the NO LINDAmug.

Share this definition