lagoon creature

Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.

Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck

by Nig Rig December 12, 2009

Lego'd

:to inadvertently step on a lego piece usually left on the floor by a small child. WARNING: CAN BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL WITHOUT SHOES!

"I got lego'd again since Emma didn't pick up her toys. That's gonna leave a welt!"

by KTM_Rider December 14, 2011

lego

The world's best torture device. Spread on floor then make victim walk across barefoot

What if your mom comes in?

Don't worry, I left all my Lego in the hallway

by Awesome_e February 25, 2017

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Lego Piece 26047

SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS SUS AMOGUS

Lego Piece 26047? SUS!!!

by big_bub March 8, 2021

The Seksonic Legion

The Clan Formerly Known As SEKS takes up a new name, The Seksonic Legion, an Uber WoW Guild on the Horde side who ganks n00bs and gains 1 inch to penis length for each n00b ganked.

Remeber kids, Everytime you gank a n00b your penis grows an inch. :D

by Killtodie November 15, 2004

Legolas Greenleaf

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.

Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.

by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004