lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ February 23, 2018

fat lard

Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!

by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.

by Big Man Jean November 01, 2020

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Fat Lard

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.

Tina you fat lard get your food

by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017