When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick
Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!
by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018
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When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.
“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”
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Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.
Where is your ladder buddy?!
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To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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A ladder place in such a way that it leads to nowhere or a ladder that is completely useless.
When I was at work as I lineman I ended up climbing a Ubisoft Ladder and almost fell 30 feet
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Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area
The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.
by Hugh Jannis April 18, 2022
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