Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.
by Austin Bloomz Scabby Chode March 07, 2007
Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
by Pseu Smith January 13, 2009
Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
by Boi Latino December 11, 2019
When a person or people that you know and trust back-stab you by arranging a meeting (usually lunch) to talk about you. Not only are you insulted by not being invited, you're also the subject of the discussion AND are lied to both before and after about where they went. The thing is though, you know about it all along, but don't say anything because you're too polite and mild-mannered, but then you live to regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
Brent: Hey Mark, where are your colleagues?
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
by Poor sod April 08, 2008