Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent to get out of his car, but ended up taking him to lunch anyways.
by Austin Bloomz Scabby Chode March 07, 2007
Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
Lisa: I hate raisins.
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
Nikki: I will buy you lunch if you eat those 62 raisins.
Lisa: All 62 of them?
Nikki: Hell yes!
Lisa: Okay...here goes.
Nikki: I can't believe you just did that. You freaking Lunch Whore!!
by Pseu Smith January 13, 2009
one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.
Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.
Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett
Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!
by TITman September 05, 2012
When a person or people that you know and trust back-stab you by arranging a meeting (usually lunch) to talk about you. Not only are you insulted by not being invited, you're also the subject of the discussion AND are lied to both before and after about where they went. The thing is though, you know about it all along, but don't say anything because you're too polite and mild-mannered, but then you live to regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
Brent: Hey Mark, where are your colleagues?
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
by Poor sod April 08, 2008
A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.
One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.
One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.
Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.
by kdawg4 April 17, 2009