Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

“Yo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a “whole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020

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Muzzle-load

When you pour coca cola into a girl's vagina or ass hole, drop in a few mentos, immediately stuff a racket ball or ping pong ball into the hole and see how far it can shoot out.

Let's muzzle-load the women at the party and see which one can shoot the ball the farthest

by house host August 14, 2021

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sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.

"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."

by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008

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A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

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