Beef Lizard

Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.

“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”

by beeflizardman November 23, 2019

praise lizard

someone who "basks" in the praise of others (like a lizard)

Andrew: "sup, fuckers! check this new cut!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"

by praiselizard May 20, 2017

lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman

dude that story had the lizard sandals

by That Slothman August 7, 2010

Lizard Nigga

Scaly, Ugly, Huge, Dirty Nigga

brandon wayne: Wassup Jordan
Jordan Curzie: Shut up you dirty lizard nigga!

by Brandon Leisure August 15, 2021

ass lizard

When your ass is raw and itchy

Ricky was at the fair and was walking funny . I bet he has ass lizards

by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022

lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.

"The lizards control the world."

by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.

"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."

by thefolge March 7, 2008