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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.
by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.
Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is
by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021
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legal

James went to the store and then did something illegal.
James fucked up.
He should have done something legal.
by penalglands January 24, 2022
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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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Legal Precedent

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.
Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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