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Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.
Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011
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Legalized prostitution movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal.
by Judge dredd7 May 23, 2011
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Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile

Yes. Yes It is. Make her smile as much as you want.
Many people ask Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile and well yes it is
by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021
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legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
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Ben Dawson legal

I hope we get away with robbing that bank. Don't worry we'll say it's Ben Dawson legal.
by Ben zo January 12, 2023
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