lamp job 

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

lamp job by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

lamp nachos 

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

lamp nachos by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

lamp clap barbeque 

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy

"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"

lamp clap barbeque by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

Lamp post 

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

Lamp post by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

lamp-girl 

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

lamp-girl by Amherstdude August 19, 2022

Lamp ass 

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

Lamp ass by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023

Lamp Rubber 

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber

Lamp Rubber by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023