Lachlan

A Jewish pedo who likes young boys a little too much

You (A Child):Hi Lachlan
Lachlan: *touches you

by AngryNerd^(^(^(^( August 4, 2025

lachlan

lachlan is a 5' jhit with a 1' sendy bendy. He is retarted and racist but still gives off the impression of innocent. I love lachlan bc he always thinks when your doing smt gay its a joke even if your rlly jus tryna get off on an Irish kid. Super fast but can't push a bar.

"bro did u see lachlan yank his cord at the end of the race?!"
"yo I missed that?"

by lil-riva-vert October 23, 2025

The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Lachlan

Type of cracker that would be a mod in a gambling discord.

That guy is so lame he must be called Lachlan

by Kurisu_da_sage May 30, 2025

Lachlan

originally meant that someone is gay in ancient Latin. But is now used for names in english.

his name is Lachlan he must be gay

by Bobert the clobert November 22, 2023

Lachlan

A small midget with a 4 eyes best friend.

That lachlan is so gay

by MidgetKiller November 27, 2023