Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

by XXX_PUSSY_CONSUMER_XXX February 26, 2020

Kobe Stopper

Apparently Ruben Patterson

"I'm the Kobe Stopper" - Ruben Patterson

by Kobe Stopper June 15, 2010

rip kobe

On the sad day of January 26, 2020, basketball megastar Kobe Bryant is dEd. its cause was a helicopter accident, along with 8 other people nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Hey boi watch do dis ePiC sHoT"
"Kobe!"
"*gasp* NEVER MENTION DAT NAME *sniff* rip kobe ;("

by 55555555555v January 28, 2020

Kobe Bryant

A guard for the Los Angeles Lakers who believes that trying to look like Michael Jordan by padding his stats is more important than winning a title or even a game for that matter.

Kobe Bryant is Allan Houston with 45 field goal attempts.

by BRHEE September 6, 2006

Kobe!

When you throw something, and it hits the ground, you yell KOBE!

*Throws paper ball*
*Ball hits the ground*
"KOBE!"

by JoeBoii January 30, 2020

Kobe Bryant

The best ball hog in the NBA but the second best person on the Lakers. Gasol is the best, Kobe only averaging only 4 assists a game.

Gasol: "Kobe i'm open"

Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"

Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time

Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"

Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."

by fgshjghrfujgfdso.jkgdhdflshfuh March 23, 2011

Kobe Bryant

when having the woman suck on your ballsack you repeatedly bounce your dick on her forehead, as if your dribbling a basketball. Like kobe Bryant.

After watching L.A. ball up on San Francisco i decided to let my girl get in on a little Kobe Bryant herself.

by BennyTdaGREAT! September 19, 2009