Why would you need to search this up? Anyways, Pornhub Kids is like YouTube Kids, but with Porn in it. Get it correct. Anyways, why would you need to search this up? What brought you here? Are you a Pedophile? What's wrong with you? Pornhub Kids doesn't exist. Now get your lazy ass up out of your mother's basement and get a life. You sick fuck.
by TheNiggaInTheCloset April 26, 2022
The term ‘band kid’ means someone that basically lives and breathes a certain selection of memes. These types of ‘memes’ are usually deep fried, t-pose, bruh, 🅱️, thicc, Soviet Russia, roblox oof sound, 🅱️eter griffin, big chungus, Alexa play despacito, liek if u cride, etc. ‘Band kids’ stereotypically like beating it to Pokimane, watching Call me Carson, playing Minecraft, listening to monstercat, watching Reddit text-to-speech videos, PewDiePie, and a bunch of other weird shit. I hope that explained it.
John: 🅱️ig chungus is hella thicc
Jeffery: This was actually garbage.
Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.
Jeffery: This was actually garbage.
Joel: Bruh this guys pfp is some USSR shit and uses 🅱️in 2020, he’s definitely a band kid.
by Solvo November 03, 2020
Lord Death's son from the anime Soul Eater. He weilds twin pistols as weapons and is obsessed with symmetry, believing everything in the world should have a perfect balance between left and right, despite three white stripes called Sanzu Lines on the left side of his head, which he despises and cannot dye, due to the fact they are magic. He is unable to weild only one of his pistols, with the mindset of needing perfect symmetry, this is displayed in one of the episodes where Kid refuses to weild the younger sister, Patty, because it would disrupt his balance.
Soul: Well if you came at 7 like you were supossed to, you could have looked around yourself.
Death the Kid: 7? Did you say 7?
Soul: Yeah, what about it?
Kid: *snaps* MAKE IT 8 DAMMIT! 8 IS BETTER!
Soul: Huh?
Kid: THERE IS NO PHYSICAL WAY TO DIVIDE SEVEN IN HALF, EIGHT HAS PERFECT SYMMETRY!!!!
Death the Kid: 7? Did you say 7?
Soul: Yeah, what about it?
Kid: *snaps* MAKE IT 8 DAMMIT! 8 IS BETTER!
Soul: Huh?
Kid: THERE IS NO PHYSICAL WAY TO DIVIDE SEVEN IN HALF, EIGHT HAS PERFECT SYMMETRY!!!!
by Mishi-chan November 29, 2010
Someone who grew up mostly in the 00s, experienced 00s culture and events, born in mid-late nineties - early noughties. An underrated decade with lots of awesome cartoons, video games and music etc. Compare to 90s Kid.
by StirfriedBacon November 27, 2014
Has a Spanish speaking parent(s) but never uses the right word in Spanish or just straight up doesn’t know the right word when explaining something.
For example ,Alejandra tries to explain to her dad she’s embarrassed. Alejandra says “Papa estoy embarazado.” Papa says “Que dices cabrona, estas embarazada.” Alejandra responds “NO come se dices , esque no sabo.” -No sabo kid
by Castrobaby August 06, 2021
by JsYumYum July 11, 2020
A long island white “rapper” who was signed by Fetty Wap, even though all he does is express his love for Girls and flex foreign cars, designer clothes, and jewelry that he doesn’t have.
Bill: Dammmmnn. This rapper has it made! He has a bust down Rolex AND a Bugatti.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.
by BluePickles2 July 17, 2020