Teacher: "Class you have a ten page essay on the south african dung beetle."
Student: " Da** bro thats kelly"
Student: " Da** bro thats kelly"
by MLTGK November 3, 2007
Get the kelly mug.oh kelly u have such a square head
by jt3173 January 24, 2008
Get the kelly mug.kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.
Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by momma's boy grown all up February 14, 2010
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Hilarious and emo as fuck. She cranks coffee has Chihuahuas and loves cats. Usually she is blonde, but had a sudden struck of interest for bangs and black hair. She loves animals and also enjoys hanging with her friends. Kellis are usually funny but really quiet and shy. They never wear their hair up.
by Head_4_life February 27, 2018
Get the Kelli mug.A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.
Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.
Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.
Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.
Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.
They, without the vagina, are walking men.
Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.
Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.
A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.
"Kelli is so damn tall, no guy wants a girl that towers over him"
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."
"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."
by MafiaConcerta July 18, 2009
Get the Kelli mug.An average height smart, beautiful, trustworthy person that you can rely on at anytime. No secret ever escapes her mouth. She is extremely attractive, but oblivious when guys are flirting with, and if you point it out she will deny it 100%, she has a thing for short guys for some reason tho. Kellie is always the light of the party, but can be serious whenever she needs to.She is everybody's best friend and let's thing go really easily. When people try to mess with hey she'll just walk away, but get busy closest friend will kick their ass.
person 1: did you just see that girl?😯
person 2:yeah, she looked like a Kellie
Person 3: Kellie you so ugly
Kellie:*walks away*
Person 2: oh shit, here comes her best friend
*punch kick punch slap)
person 2:yeah, she looked like a Kellie
Person 3: Kellie you so ugly
Kellie:*walks away*
Person 2: oh shit, here comes her best friend
*punch kick punch slap)
by Kellie's BFF December 14, 2019
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