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Keith Sweat 

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, and very determined. Plays no games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
I wish I had a Keith Sweat in my life
Keith Sweat by Flapjacksonyaback November 24, 2021

keith (real) 

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Keith Chan YK

Keith, aka "X Ω K-616", is a hard-working, confident, and analytical guy.
Having his childhood trauma, he gets a firm personality, and people always misunderstand him to be annoying and hateful.

Likes hiding his emotions. But if you're a friend of theirs, you will know.

Trash in socializing.

Interested in rocket science, laws, business, and criminal psychology.

His dream is to be a barrister and the 2nd Elon Musk.
Keith Chan YK once said: "Company see good you..."
Keith Chan YK by X Ω K-616 May 21, 2022

Keith Arsewank 

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.

Keith Comment 

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar
Keith Comment by Joey Bats July 2, 2014

Keith Emerson 

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
Keith Emerson by dildo777 July 13, 2018