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so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
by undispute May 14, 2008
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
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Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy

Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!
by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008
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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung
Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'
by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 23, 2014
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kung fung

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.
Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".
by nickthickie December 14, 2013
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