Kaden

The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.

Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!

by ssapz August 3, 2025

Kaden

Has a very huge penis and is able to make many friends.Kaden loved all and all love him.When they see Kaden there one of these three things said.”Hey look it’s kaden the ladies man.” “It’s Kaden look at his print ahhhhhh.””Kaden how you doing bro you still talking to….”

Yo Kaden your an cool guy and the only person i can talk too

by ;)… March 20, 2023

Kaden

To be in ones anus while in the others girls, anus to.

Hey Kaden like how you are in my anus and your girls is loose.

by Lacy the red rider January 26, 2022

Kaden

I'm a kaden (kirishima)

Kaden is going to get high

by Kirishima the real one February 15, 2020

Kaden

Kaden is a smart guy and a caring friend. He may act sarcastic a lot, but behind all that he’s a really great person. Kadens are usually short in early periods of life, I’d say around birth to eight grade. Maybe your Kaden is fatherless, maybe making the fatherless jokes, maybe both! What is sure though, is that kadens, they grow on you.

“Oh Kaden? Yeah that kid is gay af”

“Sorry Kaden short people don’t count”

“What would we do without you kaden”

by 111yourmother111 August 26, 2022

Kaden<3

kaden is a sweet, smart, and handsome looking boy. He's very much a simp, and always wants to be around his girlfriend. He is always either texting or calling her. Hes very protective and will do anything for his friends and girlfriend. Hes not really a families person but will always have their backs. everyone loves him and would be so sad if he had moved away or stopped being friends with them. Hes his girlfriends hero and will always be.

Kaden<3 is such a simp, but thats okay bc so is his girlfriend for him.

by yourlovelykay<3 May 22, 2022

kaden hilbert

Kaden means fighter. He is really good at love and goes best with girls named courtney, Taylor, and emily. He will do anything to protect his friends and family, don't test him

kaden Hilbert will do anything anything to help his friends and family

by _yokay_court_ June 19, 2017