Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Judge Dredd

A loner by nature Judge Dredd lives his life by the letter of the Law. He judges and discards all friends and offenders that he comes across without sympathy, remorse, or doubt. That is until he is falsely accused, framed, and sentenced unjustly. He realizes his own harsh judgements and pride have left him isolated and vulnerable with only the Truth and fate to protect him.

Judge Dredd over there isn't fooling anyone he's just afraid of being hurt.

by FedExMan October 29, 2021

Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary

Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.

by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021

Zak judge

A sexy man with a huge cock and massive muscles if he comes to your house your mom or sister will be pregnant within hours

Zak judge what are you doing with my mom!

I’m giving you family that’s what

by Tommydaan March 1, 2024

B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.

Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.

by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023