Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

jonny

penis

thats a nice jonny

by stay here lol June 1, 2018

Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.

“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”

by sexy typer January 12, 2019

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonni

a Shy and a quiet male but hes strong as a mountain.

You see that guy armwrestling over there it must be a Jonni

by Miner115 November 11, 2022

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019

Jonny Hawkins

A very sexy man who's put up with and gotten past a lot of shit from life from losing family to just bullshit from people, whom also is frontman for rock band Nøthing Møre.

That musician Jonny Hawkins really is something, another shirtless rock god.

by Axl_Cat June 12, 2019