Jonathan

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see
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Jonathan is Jonathan
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Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
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Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits
Omg Jonathan is so gay
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Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit
Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.
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An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
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Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small it’s sad
Oh look at Jonathan he small
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