Jaber Joke

Stupid sarcastic joke or diss made famous by the Apple Technician Nicolas LeGrand Jaber

Take a hike...Make it a long one!

What a loser...Yeah he pulled a Jaber Joke

by Loc Nong June 10, 2008

Kaj Joke

A joke that is composed of either an incredibly bad pun or a play on words. Named after the comical styling of David Chin of San Mateo.

ex. of a Kaj Joke-

Person 1: Ugh, I need a tissue. Does anybody have one?

Person 2: Who Nose??

Note that "nose" and "knows" are the words being emphasized as being the two interchangeable words, creating a hilariously bad joke.

by Kyng January 8, 2009

local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008

JokeClown

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Classfies those who "are not in any way, shape, or form funny, yet try to be."

Guy 1: Joey Crabs just burned down the Old Folk's Home as a joke.
Guy 2: That's not funny in any way, shape, or form.
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ....."JokeClown."

by Colin Wheatley August 31, 2007

Joke lamprey

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

Jokebomb

A Joke that you don't get straight away. Two or three seconds is an ideal Fuse length.

Me "What's the best thing about having sex, with twenty eight year old partners?"

You "Dunno"

Me "There are twenty of them."

You "..................................."Jokebomb, You horrible cunt!"

by BadBeast December 4, 2009

out of context joke

A joke that (mostly surprisingly) includes something out of context.

Can be funny in an unpersonal way or i.e. come off as a funny offensive remark.

There is an apparent connection to *anti-humor* and *anti-joke*.

Examples for out of context jokes:

"Why do teenage elephants never sit on green benches? I don't know, I'm not a monkey!"

or

"Why didn't you do your homework?"

"Why, I don't know. Why didn't your mum?! "

by huwerlyare September 25, 2013