brandon johnson

a black southern man that typically associates with caucasians. athletic, funny, and smeels of vanilla. usually known to make loud popping noises. he's a huge lady's man and most of the time does not partake in the drinking of alcoholic beverages.

"hey is brandon johnson goin to be there tonight?

idk theres goin to be alcohol but a lot of girls so yea he'll be there.

by jj stockton June 15, 2009

solo johnson

Term used to describe an expedition by a single male.

Joe: Who'd you go see the movie with?
Corey: I went solo johnson.

by Corey Woodard June 22, 2006

whackadoodle johnson

An activity with undetermined goals.

Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.

by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

Johnson Gate

The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

mason johnson

Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick

Give it to me mason johnson

by Someone somthing May 19, 2018

Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019

Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.

"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"

by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021