john

hes ugly. and rude and annoying

person 1~ john is so ugly

by champ10n October 15, 2018

John

Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times

U are big John

by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

John

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

by KeyboardUser1000 March 7, 2019

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that

Stop Johning around

by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

john

a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him

ooh whos that sexy beast, oh thats john hes great

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

John

Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.

Who's Kirsten's new boyfriend?
Omg she's dating John, she's so lucky!

by Jaydee red May 29, 2016