wizzy jizz

the first piss a man takes after ejaculation. the beginning of the piss will have some of the ejaculation in it before the actual urine comes out

he took a wizzy jizz after blowing a load on his girlfriends back while sleeping

by tbar May 20, 2008

Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

by 1921 June 1, 2011

grizz n jizz

to ejaculate after sex with a lip of grizzly dip in your mouth

Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee

by favre261 August 25, 2010

jizz list

all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)

"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."

by Robbie December 20, 2005

Jazzy

She is the best person you could ever ask to be your friend. She is so loving, caring, and inspiring. She is also the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. Girls want to be her and guys want to date her

girl 1: omg she's so hot who is that
girl 2: thats jazzy lmao
girl 1: omg im so jealous

by Tris Almasna March 31, 2017

Jizz Fart

When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs

Sally always Jizz Farts whenever Johhny comes in her butt.

by Germish January 19, 2010

Jizya

When an individual spits into the mouth of a person deemed a lesser being, for there sins/lack of competence

1 - Landlord : you have not payed, taste Jizya bitch!

2 - Mom : Have you done your homework son?

Son : No, thus I will prepare to taste Jizya

3 - Son: Dad! I've found an injured magpie in the garden

Dad : Make it taste Jizya my boy

by PrettyPantieBoy February 17, 2014