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Jihads

More than one Jihad; multiple holy wars.

Also, a word that will likely give you an uncontested victory over your feeble-minded opponents in Scrabble.
When Molly used the word Jihads in Scrabble, Colton got so angry he threw a fit, flung the Scrabble board across the room, and promised perpetual Jihads against her and her family.
by Frogmartian June 16, 2010
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Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
by Imparitor October 12, 2010
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jigado

cool a replacement for any word it means what ever u want it to be
thats jigado means thats funny cool or stupid
by edward August 29, 2004
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Jyhad

From the White Wolf game series Vampire: The Masquerade. This is the name given to the eternal struggle of the Kindred to gain supremacy. There are few who are not affected by it. Armies, rulers and nations have all been pawns in this secret war the Kindred wage.
The Jyhad is a poisonous and manipulative dance, influencing mortals and kindred alike.
by Shadow of the Void June 24, 2006
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jihadi cities

Cities that are built only with the intention of setting them ablaze at the most opportune moment.

With billions of dollars invested into a city, a radical terrorist who happens to be an engineering genius can plan to build a city that with the sole purpose of destroying it to kill.

most likely part of a jihad

Cities are built up to the point of extreme population density, and filled with many tourists.

Giant skyscrapers meticulously tumble to the ground with geomechanic landslide-like wizardry, timed impeccably with the instant fall of dozens of other buildings through out the city’s inner core that fulfill their destinies in splendid calculations of self-dismantling sidewalk tragedy.
Ehror City, the future city of the world, is where 20 million people reside. There are only 4 exits out of this city.

However, it is one of the jihadi cities, and it was built by radical engineers with a plot to destroy it.
by g-diggity March 16, 2008
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jhada

This wonderful woman is full of excitement and will fulfill your dreams. When you are sad, she will always be there to make you laugh or cheer you up. She is always there, and is fun to be around. And in the end, she will end up riding a unicorn into the rainbows with Logan Paul there. She will always end up loving Logan Alexander Paul.
by kitty2004 May 16, 2018
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jihadient

To express great excitement almost to the point of starting a riot and smashing statues of your former dictator.
Stephen Colbert's The Word is jihadient in it's message.
by The Outhouse December 15, 2008
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