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Jewsician

Any person who is Jewish and also a musician.
"David Lee Roth can really sing!"

"Yeah he's a Jewsician"
by Patches1995 November 7, 2009
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jewsmas

A holiday celebrated about a week after christmas, until which time people who aren't Christain refrain from shopping. Then on Jewsmas they go on a shopping spree at rock bottom prices.

Jewsmas is not Hannukah, it is a Christmas-like holiday (consumerism and presents are the sole focus) for Jews, Muslims, etc. who aren't beholden to the Dec. 25th deadline and who want to save big.
I'm taking off January 5th to hit the malls for Jewsmas.
by deavisgf January 4, 2010
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jewsome

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.
Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!
by Quakeulf August 4, 2008
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Jewser

A Jewish Loser

The Orgin:
Started out with a sweet catholic girl wearing a shirt that said Good Little Catholic Girl at a club and one of her Jewish friends laughed at her shirt saying she wasnt a good catholic, so her being drunk said Jew and loser slurred and it came out as JEWSER.
Dik is such a Jewser.
by Ya Know! May 21, 2006
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jewspanic

one who is both stereotypically jewish and latino, usually with big hair a big butt, really cheap and an excellent dancer
yo, son we're not going out in the rain because my jewspanic hair will frizz up.

the jewspanic population appreciates tortilla and hummus sales.
by Debbie V. July 21, 2004
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Jewsian factor

reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance of doing
Jim: I was thinking of trying out for the Trivia Bowl Team.
Ping-Ling Feldgoldfarb: Good luck on that, you know, getting past the Jewsian factor...
by juanchito March 17, 2008
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Jewschbag

any douschbag who is also cheap, talks funny, owns a business, has alot of money, is jewish, or has had a member of their family killed with poison gas
"Hey Dave can I borrow twenty five cents?"
"No, I might wanna buy a gumball at the mall later when I come out of Pac Sun."
Based on these two things put together, Dave is clearly a Jewschbag.
by $$$$Dirty Money$$$$ January 21, 2011
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