Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

by flyingslooter July 5, 2010

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

Jersel

A jersel is an appealing and festive looking woolen jumper that is either Christmas themed or vintage.

Stranger 1: Hi there. Oooh. What a nice jersel you are wearing.

Stranger 2: Why thank you kind stranger, it was my granny's.

by kellis August 25, 2013

jersey boobs

Mounds of flesh on the female of the species that look appealing at first glance but upon closer examination closely resemble deflated pancakes.

Has anyone else noticed that Rachel Ray has Jersey Boobs?

by TheRealMarkPugner November 23, 2016

jersey city bon bon

The sexual act of while have anal sex with a man or women right before climax one pulls out with them turtle heading a shit and them cums on top of the ass crack with jizz running down covering the shit then taking a big bite.

I still have shit in me teeth from that jersey city bon bon last night.

by Pimpdaddyjeff June 2, 2018

Jersen

The finest and kindest boy that you could meet. A with a smile so bright it could change anyones day from good to bad. Jersen is the type of boy that your family loves (when they get to know him). Hes a goof ass boy but always has your back
WARNING!

- NEVER EVER LOOSE THIS BOY, ITS SOMETHING YOUʻLL FOREVER REGRET.
I want a Jersen<3

You seen Jersen?
Jersen has the sweetest and brightest smile.

by beauty&herbeast May 26, 2021

Jesse Pinkman

a man so bad at his job he couldn't even set fire on fire properly

"Jesse you fucking retard"
-walter white about jesse pinkman probably

by ancle_man July 8, 2022