Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

JeeP-S

A vehicle-navigation system dat gives you routes through such rough terrain dat only a dedicated 4-wheel-drive buggy could traverse them!

Bob Munro apparently was following da directions of a "JeeP-S" when he took da rutted mountain-trail, since he high-centered da RV on a boulder in da movie.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

JEEP

JEEP
Just

Expect

Every

Problem

Why shouldn't I buy a Jeep?

Because JEEP

by 7roadrunner1 May 23, 2018

JEEP-PS

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!

Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.

by QuacksO April 30, 2022

Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.

Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.

by Daychick November 22, 2020

Rule of Jeep

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.

3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!

by supadoop October 8, 2020