Jared 

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

Jared by Big lil j May 11, 2019

Jared 

One who continually wife’s up 3s

Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s

Jared by Ray furgason May 20, 2019

Jared 

An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.

Omg! You’re such a Jared!

Jared by Shirli May 20, 2019

jared 

jared is a homosexual boy who goes to tim hortons too much and likes to fuck thots in the comfort of his basement to prove he is not in fact gay. He is also a member of the thot patrol and is a major ladies man, which is how he's successful in luring thots into his dungeon. he also plays minecraft lol loser.

jared SUCKS i dOn't nEed a sentence TO provE iT

jared by hyfrsfjhjitrsctvbghnjml May 24, 2019

Jared 

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

Jared by yaw yark June 4, 2019

Jared 

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

Jared by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared 

An absolute fucking cunt

That guy is such a Jared

You see that dickhead over there? What a Jared.

Jared by PP Monger321 June 8, 2019