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Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.
Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.
by MistressZ August 1, 2018
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Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body
"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"
by Linkypops January 11, 2012
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monkey jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.
by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019
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felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.
Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it
by Felony jacket December 24, 2016
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Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.
I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.
by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020
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jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.
by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021
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Crack Jacket

A huge winter coat usually furry on the hood used for keeping warm and storing drugs.
My bro Ryan came thru with that loud in his crack jacket i could smell him coming from down the block.

Created by @Frankiedavis222
by Frankiedavis222 December 10, 2017
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