joke

Something, such as a funny story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh.

He tried to cheer everyone up by telling a joke.
That's an old joke - I've heard it about a thousand times.
Why does no one ever laugh at my jokes?
Do you know any funny jokes?

by Mnonom April 23, 2024

Joke

A funny little thing you tell your friends!

'Want to hear a joke?'

'Sure.'

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Why?'

'There is no answer. Merley a perpetual saying. There is no punchline. There is no meaning. Only nothingness.'

by Jahaatck February 8, 2026

Joke!

A person or group of people who are in a complete state of chaos or carry themselves in a manner where the think of themselves better than they are

go to youtube.com and search Blinded by Darkness the band... now thats a joke!

by Centrality_band June 3, 2009

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

Joke master

He is so joky that he is the joke master.

My teacher is a joke master and is very funny.

by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021

Joke Police

That one person everyone knows that thinks that a joke that is either offensive or isnt funny to them isnt a joke

“Billy is like the joke police, whatever jokes arent funny to him apparently isn’t a joke.”

by HeavyDutyFebrezeFlamethrower August 25, 2018

Joke Anxiety

The time between telling a joke to a person or group of persons and their respective reaction(s).

Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
***pause***
***Joke Anxiety building****
Kimi: Haha!

by smwilson829 January 6, 2015