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Joshua

Joshua's are the biggest Redman in the world. They have an innate ability they're born with to subconsciously attract and take every man and woman's girl.
My girlfriend and I saw a Joshua yesterday, now she's no longer my girlfriend.
by SenseiSage May 14, 2021
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Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.
girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...
by I like you not June 12, 2020
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Joshua

a man that has a extrasmall dick and has nothing to do but playFortnite, and thinks is very cool but he really isn't.

the only booty he see's is fortnite ass, and is normally thegayest one in the group
why are you such a Joshua
by you know it true Joshua May 22, 2020
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Joshua

Joshua is a boy who cares about his hair but doesn’t even take care of it, He’s fat but u can’t really see it he’s the monkey the handsome monkey likes his taco so but also gets abused by girls and listens to hella music but he likes food and tries to have a good style we love the monkey
by Lil bean 77 September 27, 2019
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Joshua

My brother is a Joshua
by pizza_08 March 2, 2019
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Joshua

A complete asshole of an individual. A troglodyte lobotomite dumpster baby.
See that dumpster baby? You mean Joshua?
by OhSchist October 30, 2019
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Joshua

Joshua is someone who enjoys the faint taste of rainbow salmon in certain females pubes, he will often take part in the consumption of exotic birds and/or moths, all in all he reminds everyone of a mid 80's pedophile with daddy issues
Me: You'll love my new friend
Her: I'm sure I will, he's not a Joshua is he?
Me: oh god no
by epicgamer12369420 August 26, 2019
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