pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

pitch

In aerospace engineering, an axis of the spacecraft that is a loner, not interacting with the other axes.

Is the pitch response coupling into the other dynamics?
Not to first order. Pitch is pitch.

by dorkoftorque August 6, 2017

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

High-pitched Growling

Any form of growling that sounds high-pitched.

The late Chuck Schuldiner (former frontman of one of the death metal pioneers Death) was known for usually using high-pitched growling in some of Death's music (this can be heard on Death's final album The Sound of Perseverance, especially on their cover of Judas Priest's Painkiller).

by CelticEagle June 1, 2019

5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015