Iowa

That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn

Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?

by Blitzomet September 23, 2019

Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 13, 2021

Iowa

Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.

Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!

by Wittyruss February 05, 2020

Iowa

He'll but worse

Person one: hey you wanna go to Iowa

Person two: fuck no

by July 03, 2022

Iowa

A sacred word shared between two idiot best friends who are teenagers but have the minds of 4 year olds.

Hey what’s up, IOWA, ha ha ha ha, Iowa

by Iowa man February 18, 2022

iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.

Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.

by January 22, 2022

Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025