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inverted jesus

act of sex involving one female and three males. Female lays on bed with head at foot of bed, tea bagging male number one who is standing above her. males two and three at each side of the bed receiving hand jobs from female, stretching her out like an inverted jesus
shit, that bitch was goin crazy, we layed her out like an inverted jesus!!!
by Cantankerous Captain Aptos March 29, 2005
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backpack inversion

a fun game invented by the high school marching band drummers of berlin, ct (also sometimes practiced by Berlinites or a combination of both). basically involves the following procedure:

1: Aquire someone's backpack while they are not looking
2: Remove the contents of the main pouch carefully, being sure to keep everything in the same order (or disorder) as it was found
3: Flip the backpack inside out
4: Put the contents of the backpack back into the now inverted backpack
5: Zip it up and put it back where you left it

the victim of this pointless and rather humorous attack will be most suprised when he/she turns around and finds their backpack flipped inside out. the same attack can be practiced by taking the backpack from their hands and using force to keep the victim away, however, must be accompanied by continuously repeating the phrase "just let it happen.."
shmope: dude, let's do a backpack inversion with dome's backpack.
shmope's friend: ok!
*inverts backpack*
dome: wtf, you guys suck.
mike: hahaha, dome has a big head.
by shmope's friend June 11, 2006
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Inverted Saints

Inverted Saints is a Black Metal/Gothic band from Omaha, Nebraska, they are currently working on thier first album
"FFF" in which has seven songs...

Certain religious groups have taken offense in some of the songs/lyrics and have tried to ban them in the city, but that wasn't effective, Inverted Saints runs on!

The band is composed of five people, in whom wish to remain nameless, Inverted Saints
that preist hates Inverted Saints
Inverted Saints is well known underground, whereien noone knows about them in mainstream
by Ispep Yrrech September 21, 2008
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Double Inverted Moon Pickle

A game where one lays upside-down, naked, with their ass hanging in the air and they try to make a pickle do flips into their asshole. Each successful flip lands the person a point if the pickle successfully makes it into the persons anal cavity.
Dude I just walked in the room and I saw John giving himself the double inverted moon pickle. He said he already had 30 points!
by Karl Michael Garrett December 15, 2008
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Inverted Flyby

A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.

To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.

WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"

Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
by Bdamn December 3, 2010
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Inverted Blowjob

When ones penis is so large, it goes inside the vagina, and out of the mouth of the girl. Or up the ass and out of the mouth of a male/female.
OMG Cindy, he was so big I ended up giving him an inverted blowjob!
by Back and black January 26, 2013
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Intersectional Feminism

the kind that includes and acknowledges other types of discrimination
Person 1: what does this website not have?
Person 2: a definition of intersectional feminism without an opinion that i don't really care about?
Person 1: that's right I actually had to scroll down on google and read some article about it

Person 2: that must have been exhausting. harrowing even
Person 1: it was
by funny_name January 11, 2018
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