cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

by leppie October 1, 2003

Cabbage slut

A sloppy person from the gen-z generation. Lives off parents, but thinks they could make it big as drug dealers. A little on the whorish side. Has no discretion. Usually white and privileged.

We live next to a house full of cabbage sluts. I hope they move soon.

by Werd_meh_gerd June 26, 2021

dirty cabbage

A teenager that always shows up thinking he's the shit when in reality no one likes him. He is the type of guy that will take advantage of a drunk girl and have his dick shit on.

Have you met the dirty cabbage?
Oh you mean the most hated man in high school?

by Melonanger III March 12, 2016

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.

1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.

by Jikarta June 11, 2008

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017