cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 20, 2019

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 16, 2010

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

by leppie October 01, 2003

crib cabbage

A friends or acquaintance who hails from or is regularly at your crib.

1: What up dawg?
2: Nm homie, jus chillun wit mah crib cabbage's.

by Jikarta June 12, 2008

strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 02, 2018

Swedish cabbage

A very slow moving object

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage

by 0n10nst4r October 07, 2017

Cabbage Diarrhea

A person who is high 24/7 and plays ROBLOX. Flamingo is the best ROBLOX youtuber he quotes.

Hey Cabbage Diarrhea, can I copy your homework?

by Cabbage Diarrhea December 11, 2019