A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
by Wad dog October 26, 2020
Get the French bazookamug. adj. a gag reflex during oral sex .
the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .
the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .
by Haako February 18, 2010
Get the french coughmug. A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
by Tanja June 6, 2004
Get the French Hornmug. A laugh that comes deep within and sounds like "ah hoh hoh hoh." Contrary to Santa's laugh, this is more to make fun of others with.
From the Simpsons
Lisa: Oh no, I'm at the wrong school! (at a french school)
Students: hahhaha
Teacher: En Francais!
Students: A hoh hoh hoh hoh! (French Laugh)
Lisa: Oh no, I'm at the wrong school! (at a french school)
Students: hahhaha
Teacher: En Francais!
Students: A hoh hoh hoh hoh! (French Laugh)
by IAm16goingon17 July 16, 2007
Get the French Laughmug. Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.
France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.
by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010
Get the French Executionmug. 1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
by Wendy January 5, 2004
Get the French Canadamug. by T0b14s October 20, 2019
Get the French Fuckupmug.